I’m Not Feeling You

In the year 2013 John McCain will have solved all our problems and be dead.

Remember, when you don’t recycle, it’s the same as beating him to death with a tire iron. I refuse to live in a world without those paws.

I like babies. Fuck, I probably even like your baby, but hipsterparentdouchebags, if parenthood changes everything how come you’re still intolerable? Also, stop dressing your baby like it’s in Interpol. It’s not and that’s child abuse.

I haven’t played this yet, and I don’t even really like video games, but these songs are hotter than anything Hot 97’s played in at least 3 years. Me and Maino are moving to Liberty City.

A) If the Chicago City Council was going to ban anything it should have been crack.

B) If you’ve ever spent any time with a duck, then you know that stuffing a pipe down its throat and feeding it until its liver explodes is about the nicest thing you’d like to do to it.

C) Fuck Vegans

The answer is C.