I’m Not Feeling You

I know its not Kermit, but here’s what happened: I’ve been listening to some Acid King lately (if you don’t know, get on that, for serious), ’cause it feels right for the Korean winter, and they do this cover of a BTO song. One thing that I didn’t know about myself is that I really like BTO a lot. Kind of.

So three Canadian hard rock bands later, I was looking up April Wine songs on YouTube.  Which brings us to the masterpiece of crazy above.

And I say masterpiece of crazy because like, sure, “Why Sandra Bullock?” That was my first question too. But then you think about it some more and you’re like, OK guy, maybe there’s that one part in Speed 2 where she’s talking to Willem Dafoe but really her words were meant for you (they weren’t). Or whatever.  But then, like me, you have to wonder, “Why April Wine?” You know? Because like, supposing for one second this connection dude has with Sandra Bullock is real (it’s not), why not go with something she likes when you reply with a crazy fucking YouTube video. I don’t know, The Eagles? I bet Sandy loves the Eagles. Or, like, Tiny Dancer? Everybody loves fucking Tiny Dancer. You know who Sandra Bullock’s not into? April Wine. You know how I know? Nobody’s into April Wine. So whatever chances he had (none), totally blown to shit.

MCEO is Joe and Joe is my bro. Which is a great way for you to find out that:

A) My friends are amazing

B) This is off the MBC Digital Mixtape that I already fucking told you to download.

C) My peeps’ peeps carry nunchuks.

Various is also sick, that is all.

I was feeling really sad about missing Thanksgiving this year, but then I remembered that turkeys are just big dry chickens with my balls on their face.

I’ve never been anywhere but Disney World one time when I was eight, but I’m pretty sure this is exactly what Florida is like: