I’m Not Feeling You Bonnets
HBO’s boring and acclaimed John Adams miniseries and the bat shit insane polygamous cult in Texas has got me thinking, if you ever say to yourself: “Hey, you know what’s really slutty? Hair.” You probably have some shit to work out.
Ladies, if at any point in time the guy you’re seeing brings up bonnets, frocks, bibs, or a “modesty cap” of any kind, it’s time to bounce.
Also, while I’m giving advice, stay out of compounds. When was the last time you heard about anything good happening on a compound?
Although I appreciate your sentiments on modesty caps, I can only agree with you to a point regarding compounds. I want to bring your attention to an amusement park called Lake Compounce. It is a glorious place of family fun.
Taken from http://www.lakecompounce.com/lake-compounce-park-history.php
“The name Lake Compounce is derived from John Compound, a Mattatuck/Tunxis Native American Chieftain. On December 2, 1684, his wife and several tribal members affixed their waxed fingertip “marks” to a deed that conveyed the “Compound’s Lake” to a group of white settlers who had migrated to central Connecticut from Massachusetts. Legend has it that shortly thereafter, Chief Compound drowned in the lake while trying to cross it in a large brass kettle.”
While the story might be tragic, John Compound’s legacy helps to combat the stigma that has sullied compounds everywhere.
i think compound W removes warts and that’s good.
Compound words can be fun, like meatball and lifelike and neoliberal and pinkberry (closed compounds all), but my favorites are words like ice cream and middle class and all american, open compounds and just that much better for it.
also, do you know where I can get that bonnet? does it come in other colors? i’ll bet there’s a WEBSITE for it. Yes, website is also a compound word.
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