I’m Not Feeling You

Just so we’re clear: showing your back is a no no. BJ socks are A-OK. Everybody got that? Great.

When dudes go bald and shave their heads to look “more virile,” what they mean by “more virile” is “like a penis”.

This is what meat looks like when grown in a tube from prenatal sheep cells. It’s all baaaaaaaaahhd. I prefer my meat with murder, thank you.

This is Khia, she used to be a little famous, then she was on Miss Rap Supreme and got eliminated. I’m not mad at that, but I’m also not mad at her. Or her Vlog.

I know it’s been a rough couple of weeks. I know you need me, and I’m there for you baby boy. But it’s starting to feel a little desperate, and no one likes that.