I’m Not Feeling You

And now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to take a moment to address Tori Donna:

Dearest Darling Donna,

During these long years, my love, I have felt the space between us as if it were greater than the wide, flat, plane that makes the chasm-like distance between your blue eyes. Too many times to count I have longed to see your great cow’s head graze across the flickering field of my TV screen again. My heart, made lighter than even your inheritance, beats louder than the Peach Pit After Dark at the news of your return.

Love,

Sam

Way to step up three years after it matters. His tell-all book would be earthshaking if you bought it, traveled back in time three-years and read it out-loud to Scott McClellan. Jerk off.

Also, Mr. Press Secretary, when you say that “the President relied on propaganda to sell the war to the American People.” who are you talking about him relying on? You were the fucking Press Secretary.

Don’t worry I will absolutely not be messing with The Zohan, but  more in the Ice Cube doesn’t “mess with swine” sense of the term “don’t mess with”.

The thing about this is not so much offensive it is, though it is, but how remarkably dumb she sounds.
It really is remarkable. This is me remarking. That she sounds like a toddler. Dior should have fired her for being a retard.