I’m Not Feeling The Term “Plus Sized Model”
I’m glad America’s Next Top Model is “breaking the mold” or whatever, but they should change “Plus Sized Model” to something less demeaning like, “Looks Hot in Shorts Model” or “Makes My Pants Hurt Model.”
Now, if you all don’t mind, I’d like to take a moment to address my Mom:
Dear Mom,
I know you read this sometimes, and that’s why I’m dedicating this post, and the phrase “Makes my pants hurt” to you. Think of it as a belated Mother’s Day Gift.
Love,
Sam
Dear Sam,
i feel so loved!
but, just to be clear, if you think this lets you off the hook for a florid, overwrought thank you at the ____ Awards, you’re wrong, mister.
xxx, mommy
[...] I’ve never hated on American Apparel because sometimes a man needs a lavender sweatshirt to go with his AF1s (I call that my sweetshirt). So even when everyone was like, “Dov Charney’s the sex pig anti-Christ”, I’ve always been all, “settle down.” Plus, who can be mad at girls wearing short shorts and tube socks? Not me (Hi mom!). [...]