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I’m Not Feeling You Bat Shit Insane Tom Cruise On Oprah

Mostly because you’re making me hate Oprah. How come the calmer he is the crazier he seems?

Also, sorry to bring this up again, but fuck. I’m not saying Tom Cruise is gay, I’m just saying his dick tastes like shit.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 at 12:00 pm and is filed under Celebrities, News, Religion. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

One Response to “I’m Not Feeling You Bat Shit Insane Tom Cruise On Oprah”

  1. Ugh I agree. Like when they were standing on top of the mountain and Oprah said, “This is what I wish for you. This much peace.” Double ugh.

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