I’m Not Feeling You Recalling 300,000 Pounds of Listeria Chicken Gourmet Boutique
This just goes to prove my long-held suspicion that anything that has “gourmet”, “fancy”, or “ultimate” in the name isn’t any of those things.
Also, pictures of rare meat are always gross.














[...] Question: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?” Cybrspin’s Smartass Newfie Answer: Probaly the first person to die from listeria. [...]