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I’m NOT Not Feeling Tori Spelling Reprising The Role of Donna Martin On The New 90210 Spin-Off

And now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to take a moment to address Tori Donna:

Dearest Darling Donna,

During these long years, my love, I have felt the space between us as if it were greater than the wide, flat, plane that makes the chasm-like distance between your blue eyes. Too many times to count I have longed to see your great cow’s head graze across the flickering field of my TV screen again. My heart, made lighter than even your inheritance, beats louder than the Peach Pit After Dark at the news of your return.

Love,

Sam

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This entry was posted on Thursday, May 29th, 2008 at 11:00 am and is filed under Celebrities, I'm Not Not Feeling You, Ladies, News, TV. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “I’m NOT Not Feeling Tori Spelling Reprising The Role of Donna Martin On The New 90210 Spin-Off”

  1. Wait, you’re talking about the wide, chasm-like expanse between her eyes? What about the even wider, chasm-like expanse between her boobs?

  2. Donnaissance!

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