I’m Not Feeling You

Let me just say this: what we have here is a preemptive-counter strike post. See, I get pretty down on Hillary. Mostly because I hate her. But I hate her because she’s a liar and because she’s base. And also evil. Not because she’s a lady. I like ladies, my grandma’s a lady, and I love my grandma. Similarly, Hillary will never be president. Not because she’s a lady, but because she’s a liar and she’s base. And also because she’s evil. However, I saw this on Jezebel (I read Jezebel and you can suck it) and I think it’s worth watching because, even though these comments are not why she’s lost, it doesn’t mean the comments aren’t fucked… plus, you all know how I feel about Chris Mathews

I don’t really believe this, I’m sure they’ll be in Williamsburg… which basically is the Real World, if not the real world, but still… I hope they make the kids run one of those combo sneaker/jewelery/airbrush-your-white-T/bootleg dvd stores.

“So I’ve gotten pretty fond of Jay-Z,” Mr. Obama said. “He’s broadened my horizons in the hip-hop world.

If they can have their crazy “dream ticket” I can have mine. Seriously though, I believe in an America where the president knows all the lyrics to Reasonable Doubt.

73 is too young, he probably had like 3 more Tootsie’s in him. How much you want to bet Brett Ratner gets to celebrate his 150th birthday on the set of Rush Hour 41?

It’s true, I had some doubts about the upcoming Oliver Stone Biopic “W”. Then I heard that Richard Dreyfuss is in talks to play Cheney. (Then, mysteriously, the Hollywood Reporter server crashed)

I don’t know why this tickles me so much, but rest assured, I am tickled. It’s like somebody shot me in the face with tickles.

Yeah.