I love “Lost” and I can’t wait for the season finale and I don’t care what you think and fuck you. Seriously though, the less sense that show makes, the more I love it, it’s like the Mariah Carey of TV shows. Sawyer’s a unicorn? Great! The island’s made of fudge? Super! I don’t care, just bring me the two hour season finale.
I swear, if these two yentas vote for McCain because they’re not sure if Obama’s good for the Jews… You know what’s not good for the Jews? Ruining everything.
Now that she’s definitely lost, everyone’s talking about an Obama-Clinton ticket. Barf.
I am feeling this though, you can make your own Hillary. See, I made this one. Get it, ’cause she talks out her neck.
Lou Pearlman invented The Backstreet Boys and N’Sync and then got sued by both and now he’s going to jail for 25 years. Or something. I can’t really bothered with the details of this when there’s so much R. Kelly trial to think about.
I will say this though: Saltz’s immutable law #373 states clearly that any white man over 17 whose colored sunglass lenses match the color of his shirt is, has been, or will be, serving jail time. That’s just the rule.
How are you going to play the underage sex tape day 1? Never blow your wad early, the wad in this case being R. Kelly blowing his wad.
Also, I’ve seen this tape, and the most disturbing thing about it is how much time Kelly spends messing with the camera. It’s weird. Actually, the most disturbing part about it is when he pees on the little girl, but the messing with the camera part is also weird.