I’m Not Feeling You

73 is too young, he probably had like 3 more Tootsie’s in him. How much you want to bet Brett Ratner gets to celebrate his 150th birthday on the set of Rush Hour 41?

It’s true, I had some doubts about the upcoming Oliver Stone Biopic “W”. Then I heard that Richard Dreyfuss is in talks to play Cheney. (Then, mysteriously, the Hollywood Reporter server crashed)

I don’t know why this tickles me so much, but rest assured, I am tickled. It’s like somebody shot me in the face with tickles.

Yeah.

I love “Lost” and I can’t wait for the season finale and I don’t care what you think and fuck you. Seriously though, the less sense that show makes, the more I love it, it’s like the Mariah Carey of TV shows. Sawyer’s a unicorn? Great! The island’s made of fudge? Super! I don’t care, just bring me the two hour season finale.

I swear, if these two yentas vote for McCain because they’re not sure if Obama’s good for the Jews… You know what’s not good for the Jews? Ruining everything.