I’m Not Feeling You

“Southern Style” means “For Fat People.” We all have to draw the line somewhere, and I’m going with fried chicken for breakfast

“Thudguard has strategically placed ventilation holes to allow heat out but REMEMBER, wearing any headgear can become hot and uncomfortable after too long.”

I will remember that Thudguard. Thanks!

I can’t stop talking about how much I love the new Nas song, and not just cause calling Eminem “My Nigger Wigger Cracker Friend” might be the funniest/weirdest/most profound combination of words and ideas ever. I don’t really feel like I’m fit to speak on whether it’s a positive thing to name your record N*gger, and “Nas” is a fine title, but it hurts the soul to read that God’s Son caved in Entertainment fucking Weekly.

Robert Byrd just endorsed Obama, and he used to be in the KKK. Guess what? You’re not going to win.

How can you not love this guy? He’s like a big liberal bear.