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I’m Not Feeling Me Kind of Liking John Mayer

Oh god, not his music, but Us Weekly has an interview with him, and dude is a little bit hilarious. I kind of love John Mayer, which is weird, because I hate John Mayer.

Talking about his dick:
“I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”

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2 Responses to “I’m Not Feeling Me Kind of Liking John Mayer”

  1. dude is pretty funny. it’s even more complicated being a lady who kinda hates-likes him. although, could you have picked a less hot picture? that hair is really helping the hate win out on this end. oh, but that’s good. so, thanks.

  2. I’ve been feeling that John Mayer ambivalence for a while. I heard him tear it up with the funky blues/jazz sitting in with Herbie Hancock (!) at Bonnaroo a few years ago. Also, here’s a couple of minutes of him clowning for VH1 last year that cracks me up:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_z-shZL1KU

    But what about all that mediocre pop that made him rich? I hate gray areas.

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