I’m Not Feeling You

Am I going to be saying, “Fuck what your mama say, I’ma vote Obama way” in my head until I stab myself in the eye? Yeah, I am.

Now, if you will excuse me, I’d like to take a moment to address L.A.:

Dear L.A.,

Just so you know, when you wonder why we hate you, it’s because of this video. This video is what you look like to us all the time. Also, thanks for ruining Obama AND The Isley Brothers sample from Ice Cube’s “It Was a Good Day.” Those were two of the like three things I like. Dicks.

Thanks,

Sam