I’m Really Not Sure Whether Or Not I’m Feeling You Isabella Rossellini
Isabella Rossellini made these crazy shorts for the Sundance Channel called Green Porno about insects and stuff doing it. They make me feel weird. Really weird. Like walking in on your parents doing it, except if your parents were both Isabella Rossellini. That would make it kind of hot… except not really because both Isabella Rossellinis would be your MomDad… which is gross… are you starting to get why I’m confused?
In any case, I can’t decide if my favorite is “House Fly” or “Snail”, but really they’re all kind of equally good… or bad… I’m still not sure.
I am feeling these one hundred percent. I just watched all of them. I love Isabella as a worm, and as a bee, but I especially love her as a snail who poops on her own face.