I’m Not Feeling You

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Look, I love the Constitution, but it seems kind of tragic to allow people to shoot each other in the face over a question of grammar:

“The amendment’s prefatory clause announces a purpose, but does not limit or expand the scope of the second clause,” wrote Justice Scalia. “The operative clause’s text and history demonstrate that it connotes an individual right to keep and bear arms.”

I really do hate me some Scalia.

I want a new tattoo. And, because the one above is seeming like a good idea right now (it’s the cupcake that kills me), I’m taking recommendations. Winning suggestion receives the satisfaction of knowing I’ve tattooed their genius on my body for all time. And an iPod Nano. There’s no iPod Nano.

So… yeah… it’s a 3 month old Mac Book and I don’t even want to talk about it. I have a genius bar appointment on Monday, pray for me friends.

Until then, the next few posts will be hilarious graphics free as all my photo shit is on my laptop.

On the other hand. The new R. Kelly song is kind of totally amazing. R. Kelly = Evil Genius.