I want a new tattoo. And, because the one above is seeming like a good idea right now (it’s the cupcake that kills me), I’m taking recommendations. Winning suggestion receives the satisfaction of knowing I’ve tattooed their genius on my body for all time. And an iPod Nano. There’s no iPod Nano.
So… yeah… it’s a 3 month old Mac Book and I don’t even want to talk about it. I have a genius bar appointment on Monday, pray for me friends.
Until then, the next few posts will be hilarious graphics free as all my photo shit is on my laptop.
On the other hand. The new R. Kelly song is kind of totally amazing. R. Kelly = Evil Genius.
PUMAs (Party Unity My Ass) are Hillary Clinton supporters that are promising to sit out the election or vote for McCain. They’re kind of like cougars only they’re fucking nuts. Watch the video and note how even FOX News thinks that lady, Darragh Murphy, isn’t making any sense.
On the other hand, stop bitching about my man opting out of the public financing system, it’s awesome.
This won’t be an issue for very long, but it’s important. Is opting out of public financing advantagious to Obama? Yes. Is it reform? Also, yes. The two aren’t mutually exclusive. In fact, when they go hand in hand, it’s pretty much all signs point to awesome.
Outspending your opponent because you have the support of corporations, PACs, Lobbyists, etc. is wack. Outspending your opponent because millions of people like me are sending you their beer money is fucking awesome
Obama’s average donation is $88.00. Sure he has big donors, but the average is the average. He will win because people, millions of individual people, love him. A lot. Because he’s awesome.
That’s Awesome.