Oh’bama I knew you’d disappoint me some day about something. Now I know what it is.

It’s not so much that “‘Hancock’ Star Charlize Theron loves Spaghetti,” but rather that:

“‘Hancock’ Star Charlize Theron Loves Spaghetti!”

It’s an important distinction to make.

First of all, I already told you, Cat on a leash must be stopped.

Second, tell the truth New York Times, are you accepting story ideas from my Nanna?

Finally, “they cut a fine figure together at sunset, man and cat, each of slim, proud carriage—two quiet silhouettes connected by the leash.” Way to gay up the guy who walks his cat on a leash NY Times.

Guess what? You put Don Imus back on the air and he said something racist. Again. Crazy.

I guess Oprah’s going to have to do another of those two-parters where she yells at Russell Simmons. Quick! Somebody interview Common!

You can click that picture of him as the Grinch to hear him being all racialist. Nobody nice looks like the Grinch, ever noticed that?

I mean wax some of it if you want. Just not the whole thing. Ok? I’m not saying it makes everyone’s stuff look like chewed bubble gum, I’m just saying there’s a reason they don’t breed hairless Shar-Peis. You know?