I’m Not Feeling You

You know that “bridge to nowhere” that everyone’s always talking about? Turns out, it leads to jail.

I know everyone is saying Tim Kaine or whatever, but I hope he goes with his heart and picks “Choom” for the VP slot. Barack Obama might be the greatest politician since Kennedy, but Barry Obama just wants to thank his boys for the good times.

Laters.

If these guys were a boy band I would buy their album. And their T-shirt. And their pillow cases. I would go to the concert and have a favorite. His name would be “Terry.” Man, I almost forgot about these crazy sons of bitches.

Driving drunk is lame. So was that Indiana Jones movie. 

Ever wondered what Eel Soda tastes like? It tastes like crazy. And eels.