I’m Not Feeling You American Apparel Short Shorts Porn
I’ve never hated on American Apparel because sometimes a man needs a lavender sweatshirt to go with his AF1s (I call that my sweetshirt). So even when everyone was like, “Dov Charney’s the sex pig anti-Christ”, I’ve always been all, “settle down.” Plus, who can be mad at girls wearing short shorts and tube socks? Not me (Hi mom!).
Anyway, I was on their website the other day cause I’m in the market for a hooded sweetshirt, and I discovered a couple of new features:
Five sexual harassment lawsuits later, founder Dov Charney isn’t anywhere on the site
Also, certain products, say, for instance, the micro-poly short short, feature an option which allows you to see camel toe the product from different angles.
Others, say, for instance, the interlock running short, now actually feature a short film showcasing the product. As a former film major I feel qualified to tell you that there’s only one reason anyone makes a short film about short shorts and it’s gross gross. For real real.
“During a series of interviews with reporter Claudine Ko of the now-defunct Jane Magazine, Charney masturbated on a number of occasions in front of the writer and engaged in a sexual encounter with an American Apparel employee The reporter later responded to the controversy by saying:
Whenever I see a picture of Dov I can’t help but smile and think fondly of him. That reporting experience was fun, engaging, stimulating and interesting. Dov Charney is a mad man and I like that.”
My comment is that I miss Jane Magazine.
My comment is that I miss the camel toe.
no need sophie. i got your camel toe right here.
oh dear, i know it’s late to comment but i’m proud of you my son, go get the bad bad, sex pig antichrist.
xx, mommy
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