I’m Not Feeling You Bears
This magazine treats guys like me as the magic frolicking hairy unicorns we are, and I’m not gay so I can’t really be a bear, and it’s making me feel extremely left out. Can’t a bunch of dudes just hang out bare chested and rub beards in a platonic way? Like maybe it’s hot and we have to undo our onesies… I think that’s beautiful and you don’t need to make it all sexual. Can’t it be like a lodge? Like the Elks or something? I’m not a bear but I kind of want to party like one. Just me and a bunch of other hairy dudes drinking beer with our junk out… in a platonic way. What’s so wrong with that?
Man, fuck society.
Yeah, the shock value of that first link was great.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. you should probably take some pictures.
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