I’m Not Sure If I’m Feeling Your Plan T. Boone Pickens
If you watch the Sunday morning news shows then you know that T. Boone Pickens has an energy plan called PickensPlan and he won’t tell you what it is. The website has pictures of windmills on it and some stuff about natural gas. That sounds good. I can’t find the fine print but it might involve powering America on spotted owl blood and orphan tears.
I do know that T. Boone Pickens has 5 children and 12 grandchildren but chose to use this picture of himself with his Pomeranian as his publicity photo. That’s just the kind of crazy I’m looking for in my energy visionary.
I also know that while I have very little understanding of PickensPlan, Saltz’s plan is to say the name T. Boone Pickens as much as possible for the rest of my life.
kind of amazed there is someone else who knows about / follows the machinations of t. boone pickens while simultaneously being concerned about rick ross’ diminishing health prospects. the internet is a pinata being perpetually smashed, and we are grabbing identical pieces of candy scattered among the thousands. bizarre.