Google works pretty well but they keep a record of everything you’ve ever searched along with the IP address you searched from and sell the whole package to North Korea. Or something. So someone invented Cuil, which searches with a different algorithm, never spies on you, and totally sucks. Barack Obama isn’t Polish, but apparently Cuil is.
How annoying are these people? Like, yeah it’s lame when dude gets tackled off the bike, that wasn’t nice, but also I’ve always wanted to do that to one of those guys. Like many things cop, I’m kind of disgusted and jealous all at once.
First of all, I’m sure I’m not the only one who bought a scrabble set because Scrabbulous got me addicted. Hasbro should be giving these guys a rim job, not trying to put them out of business. Second, if you take away Scrabulous, what the hell am I supposed to do with my self all day? Finall, for all of you asking yourselves if the above is the most amazing/offensive print ad ever. The answer is: “yes.” Actually, the answer is: “Yes, and that ad is from 2006, holy shit the French hate women.”
Knol is short for knowledge and Swedish for boring, it’s also Google’s answer to Wikipedia, except it has like three entries (see image above), isn’t any fun (see image above), and you can make money on it through adwords (I really doubt it).
Maybe it’ll be good when they get more content up. But fuck that. I love Wikipedia and I hate change.
So there are a bunch of Federal Laws which basically say that if you’re a doctor, nurse, or other medical practitioner and it’s against your religion to perform an abortion, the institution you work for can’t make you or fire you. Which is fucked. So now, the Health department under the Bush Administration is saying that under that law, the same medical practitioners can also refuse to prescribe the “Morning After Pill” and birth control pills. Which are apparently now a form of abortion. Here’s the thing about this.
A) If you get raped by your dad in a county where the only doctors within 100 miles are douche bags… congratulations you’re having a cyclops!
B) I don’t believe in god, so I’m not going to become a priest. Similarly, if you have religious beliefs which prevent you from the practice of medicine, maybe don’t become a medical practitioner. Perhaps wizardry is more to your liking.
C) This is nice because with the election and everything I was starting to sort of forget how much I hate that George W. Bush guy.