Cause dating is weird, and sometimes I worry about my “game”, so it’s nice to know that somewhere, out there, there’s a Dimitri making me look really really good.
“Elegant woman are hard to find. I’m Greek. I’m very particular about what I like.” Words to live by.
People garbage soup is gross. So are rape cartoons and used-panty vending machines. Also, stop killing whales.
According to the Facebook “Which Golden Girl Are You?” application, I’m a Sophia, so this hits especially close to home. I like to think that God needed someone especially hilarious to take a dump on Jesse Helms’s head every 20 minutes or so… Anyway, thank you for being a friend.
So this lady, Stephanie Lenz, put up this video on YouTube of her toddler partying to “Let’s Go Crazy” by Prince so obviously Universal Music felt the need to threaten to sue her. Because record companies hate babies. And joy, they also hate joy. So she’s suing them for being bullies. Awesome.
See that toddler in the video? Better hope he marries your daughter, cause he’s already way cooler than anyone I know.
First tomatoes, now jalapeños, everything I love makes you sick. Next they’ll be telling me unprotected sex with intravenous drug-users is bad for me.