Archive for August, 2008

I’m Not Feeling You Delegates

If this is supposed to be the first post-boomer convention, how come it’s all Earth, Wind & Fire and Stevie Wonder all the time? It’s like they hired everyone I knew’s Bar Mitzvah DJ and my Aunt won’t stop dancing. Times like 15,000.

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I’m Still Not Feeling You Bill Clinton

Dude. What the hell are you doing? What’s sad is, I used to love you, then you broke my heart, then I loved you again, now I hate you the most. You were supposed to be our Reagan, but you ended up being our Nixon. At least Nixon had the decency to stop talking shit at some point. This is from yesterday:

“Suppose you’re a voter, and you’ve got candidate X and candidate Y. Candidate X agrees with you on everything, but you don’t think that candidate can deliver on anything at all. Candidate Y you agree with on about half the issues, but he can deliver. Which candidate are you going to vote for?”

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I’m NOT Not Feeling You Hillary Clinton

I’ve been, at times, a little hard on Hill, but that was really a pretty kick ass speech. She was great, and more importantly she consigned those crazy ass PUMAs to the lunatic fringe where they belong.  So thanks lady. You’re off my shit list. Bill, I still hate you.

“I want you to ask yourselves: Were you in this campaign just for me? Or were you in it for that young marine and others like him? Were you in it for that mom struggling with cancer while raising her kids? Were you in it for that boy and his mom surviving on the minimum wage?”

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I’m Not Feeling Me Not Being An Obama

I don’t care that this was cheesy, that family’s so sweet I want to lick the TV.

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