Me: Let’s see… There’s Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Darfur, Liberia, Russia, Georgia, North Korea, terrorism, Wall Street, the mortgage crisis, the energy crisis, the healthcare crisis, the environment… wow, that’s a lot. I’m not forgetting anything am I?
God: Pirates.
Me: Really? There’s Pirates now?
God: Yup. And they have tanks.
Me: Thanks.
God: You’re very welcome.
Me: Asshole.
The bill failed cause Obama and Pelossi made the bailout into a partisan issue by asking Republicans to vote for it and that’s why Republicans didn’t vote for it on hardcore idealogical grounds.
ZZZZZzzzzzz Jesus Christ. Maybe they should have canceled it…
Also, who’s still undecided? I want to know what’s holding you up. ‘Cause it’s not like these dudes are saying anything new.
Let’s all raise our glasses of all-natural lemonade in memory of Mr. Newman.
Note, please, the Star of David necklace.
FYI, that’s not what most Jews look like when we take our shirts off.