I’m Not Feeling You Pirates
Me: Let’s see… There’s Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Darfur, Liberia, Russia, Georgia, North Korea, terrorism, Wall Street, the mortgage crisis, the energy crisis, the healthcare crisis, the environment… wow, that’s a lot. I’m not forgetting anything am I?
God: Pirates.
Me: Really? There’s Pirates now?
God: Yup. And they have tanks.
Me: Thanks.
God: You’re very welcome.
Me: Asshole.
