I’m Not Feeling You

You’re suspending your campaign and going back to D.C. to help with the Wall Street bailout negotiations.

A) Someone on his staff should have reminded him about phones (they have those extra loud ones now) and email (remember, he learned about email recently)

B) Nothing helps a careful negotiation like a cranky old man being followed around by video cameras

C) Isn’t your campaign already suspended?

The answer is always, always, “C”.