You’re suspending your campaign and going back to D.C. to help with the Wall Street bailout negotiations.
A) Someone on his staff should have reminded him about phones (they have those extra loud ones now) and email (remember, he learned about email recently)
B) Nothing helps a careful negotiation like a cranky old man being followed around by video cameras
C) Isn’t your campaign already suspended?
The answer is always, always, “C”.
We’re about to spend $700 billion of the tax payers’ money, this is no time to get up in front of the tax payers and talk openly about how we want to spend their money.
There are actual things going on in the world and I really don’t care that John McCain has 13 cars. I do care that in this photo John McCain looks like he is half man half eel (that’s called a meel) and that Cindy McCain has a personalized licence plate that reads “Ms. Bud”… because she sells weed. No she doesn’t.
It really takes the bite out of all my “Clay Aiken is secretly gay” jokes. Where am I gonna find another go to closeted gay dude reference? Oh wait:
Anna Paquin might be literally the worst actress in the whole world. The writing makes 90210 look scholarly, and yet I can’t stop watching it. Is it because it’s porn… with vampires? Yes. Yes, that’s exactly why.