I’m Not Feeling You Coming Out Clay Aiken
It really takes the bite out of all my “Clay Aiken is secretly gay” jokes. Where am I gonna find another go to closeted gay dude reference? Oh wait:
Archive for September, 2008
I’m Not Feeling You True Blood
Anna Paquin might be literally the worst actress in the whole world. The writing makes 90210 look scholarly, and yet I can’t stop watching it. Is it because it’s porn… with vampires? Yes. Yes, that’s exactly why.
I’m Not Feeling You Henry Paulson
Me: DoucheBagWhoShouldHaveSeenThisComingFromAMileAwaySaysGiveMe700BillionDollars?
Henry Paulson: Give me 700 Billion Dollars.
Me: Exactly.
Pay no attention to the fact that the man who is now in control of all the money looks exactly like Doctor Evil.
I’m Still Not Feeling You HBO’s Critically Acclaimed Miniseries, John Adams
This won 11 Emmys last night, including the categories Best Boring Miniseries, Best Use of Blankets, Sweatiest Face (Actor), Sweatiest Face (Actress) and Pointiest Hats.