I’m Not Feeling You will be on haitus, working for the Obama Campaign in Dayton, Ohio through November10th.

“That one” has dismissible energy policies, and “This one” will never be president. Never ever.

There’s been some confusion, so just to clear everything up, it’s weird to comment on his athleticism/call him debonair/say he has really nice teeth. Seriously, stop it, he’s not a basketball playing tap dancer

A) Why is Obama debating Uncle Fester?

B) Does McCain know that General Petraeus isn’t his son-in-law?

C) Someone help that confused old man I think he’s lost!

Now and forever, the answer is “C”.