I’m Not Feeling You

Dear BET,

I understand that, although I enjoyed it immensely, canceling BET Uncut was probably the right thing to do. But Rap City? You canceled The Basement? Come on man. I mean I know your schedule’s really packed, and god knows I can’t get enough Steve Harvey Show reruns, but now where am I gonna go to get my Bone Crusher fix?

Our Mayor is apparently going to run for a third term, even though that’s against the law. It’s ok though, billionaires do illegal stuff all the time… and that usually goes fine… like on Wall Street.

Dude, get rid of that quick. You’re embarrassing us in front of the aliens. Or you could make a corn field Katie Couric next to her and then the aliens can figure out how retarded she is on their own.