I’m Not Feeling Me Liking Mike Huckabee
I have a soft spot for the maniac because…
A) He was on CNN on Wednesday being all like, “African Americans want the same things all Americans want: to know that when they’re kid gets picked up for a gram of weed he’s not going to get jail time while a rich white kid gets probation.”
B) In his book he calls Mitt Romney an asshole who ran a campaign full of assholes.
C) He looks like a cartoon mouse.
The answer is “C”.
My God, you’re right! Also, how can you not have a little fuzzy warm spot somewhere for a guy named “Huckabee.”