I’m Not Feeling You Pretending to Like Each Other
It’s actually kind of cool that they got together to talk, and I kind of feel for McCain, his campaign was despicable, but he’s like a mediocre actor that made one really really bad movie. He’s like the Kevin Costner of politics. He and Bob Dole should host a talk show. It would be called: “Golf and Naps with John and Bob,” and I’d enjoy watching watching it when really stoned.
maybe T. Boone Pickens could guest star. he could reveal his Pickens Plan, although i’m pretty sure the plan is just to clip a lot of coupons. so many coupons.
Or else he could go on QVC and sell McCain Fein Gold with Cindy. I thought he had something there. And every order of $49.95 or more gets you a free set of pork-cutting knives!