I’m Not Feeling You

So this lady’s son shot a college student to death for sitting on a table at a party, but then, who hasn’t? So like any good mother she changed her name, bleached her hair, lost some weight, accidentally almost crashed her bicycle into one of the Jurors in her son’s trial, started dating him (while remaining in constant contact with her husband) and recorded their conversations in the hopes of getting his verdict overturned. Ok, now reread the above sentence and ask yourself which of those things are illegal. The answer is none. God bless America. Crazy, crazy, America.