I’m Not Feeling You Dying Walmart Guy
There’s no excuse for anyone in a country as great as ours to die of Walmart. Also, there’s no excuse for this: “Jdimytai Damour was a big man — 270 pounds, by one account — but he was a gentle giant to his friends…” Really, New York Times? Gentle Giant? Unless he was Lennie from Of Mice and Men you should probably go and shoot yourself in the face now. Dude was trampled to death in a Walmart, he wasn’t a mongoloid. It’s like they took that one last little piece of dignity Jdimytai had left after having been trampled to death at a Walmart, rolled it in a cliche and smoked it. Way to go New York Times.
Oh, by the way, I laughed out loud when I read this:
“It was crazy,” said a worker in the electronics department who was in the store during the stampede. “The deals weren’t even that good.”
Wow. How fucked is that in how many ways? But the real question is: Am I going to hell? I am? Fine. But you’re all coming with me. You know what hell looks like? That’s right, a Long Island Walmart on Black Friday.
