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I’m Not Feeling You Hanukkah

God: So then, when they got to the temple they realized there was only one day’s left of oil…

Me: Is this going anywhere? And while we’re at it, what the fuck is a Hanukkah?

God: It’s actually “Hanuka.”

Me: OK, what the fuck is a Hanuka?

God: It’s actually “Chanukah.”

Me: Go to Chell.

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This entry was posted on Monday, December 22nd, 2008 at 9:07 am and is filed under Holidays, Religion. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “I’m Not Feeling You Hanukkah”

  1. I’ve replaced lighting the candles with whiskey shots. First night is one shot, plus one for the middle candle. Fun. The last night I plan on drunk dialing all my exes and crying myself to sleep.

  2. Jon is onto something here.

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