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I’m Not Feeling You House Arrest

You know when you were a kid and you were bad and you got sent to your room and you cried and cried and screamed and stamped your foot and cried? Your grandparents were probably like, “why are you crying? Your room is filled with toys and joy. When I was your age and I did something bad my mother got raped by Kazakhs. That also happened when I was good.”

If you’re Bernard Madoff being under house arrest means you get to hang out in your 7 million dollar apartment and your life is still way nicer than mine. So it’s like I’m your grandparents and Bernard Madoff is a huge fucking asshole.

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This entry was posted on Thursday, December 18th, 2008 at 9:30 am and is filed under Economy, New York, News, Politics. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “I’m Not Feeling You House Arrest”

  1. He is a huge fucking asshole, isn’t he?

  2. I just like that guy in the background, who appears to be hard at work on Ask Metafiler. “Hey Hive-mind, is my company a total sham? [more inside]“

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