I’m Not Feeling You Israel
It’s not that I don’t think a country has a right to defend itself, and throwing stones or firing rockets blindly into Israel isn’t, you know, awesome… but sometimes when I’m walking Hamiton the little French Bulldog on my block tries to get into it with us. I hold him back because, you know, even though that dick French Bulldog started it, it wouldn’t really be fair to just like, go for it. You know?
Also, have you ever tried to buy a stereo in New York?














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