I’m Not Feeling You

NBC: We’re replacing you because you’re old and boring.

Leno: Really?

NBC: No, not really, really we’re giving you five hours of prime-time because we just realized that old and boring is better than our current demographic of nobody and people who don’t watch NBC.

Leno: You DO love me.

NBC: We love that you’re cheaper then trying to fill five hours of prime-time.

Leno: I’ll take it!

This seems like a really weird mistake, but it’ll be interesting to see how he’ll do in a time slot where there’s anything else on. Maybe he’ll never retire, maybe they’ll just keep moving his time slot up. Like, in the year 2030 he’ll be co-hosting The View with Sarah Silverman, Raven Simone, the cryogenically frozen head of Barbara Walters, and Dakota Fanning.