I’m NOT Not Feeling You New National Security Team
Sure, they’re the National Security Team but why are they all in that hands crossed bouncer’s stance? They look like the Hell’s Angels at Altamont. Except for Arizona Governor and Secretary of Homeland Security nominee Janet Napolitano. Who is wearing pink. Because she’s definitely not a lesbian. (Sorry, but come on, you were all thinking it.) Speaking of Altamont, you know what would make me feel safer? If one of them would go ahead and stab Michael Chertoff.













