I’m Not Feeling You

Blitzen Trapper are a good band, Furr is a good song/album which you should buy, and oh, here’s something about me: I like songs where the people turn into animals.

If you do one thing today,watch this video through to where there’s a close-up of the curly haired dude, it’s like he’s never seen light before. Also one of the other dudes is playing the bird pipe and I’m all about that.

The recorded version (though sans bird pipe) is better.

Via The Fader

Ew.

Call it a big baby boom: the octuplets born to a Southern California woman all arrived in a frantic five-minute span.

That’s one baby about every 36 seconds.

… every one of them under three pounds. By “woman”, they mean “Goldendoodle.”

Everyone knows Republicans hate stimulus of any kind. I like how they whined until Obama took the money for family planning out of the stimulus bill, then they all voted against it. It’s like, not only do they try and fuck you, they do it without condoms.

Luckily this doesn’t really matter ’cause there’s only like 7 Republicans left in the house and they all have tiny dicks.

Getting to work today would suck, good thing nobody in this country has a job anymore.