I’m Not Feeling You

Politico:

In a letter posted on his personal website, Beck announced plans to conduct a series of conventions to teach his followers “how to be a political force in your own neighborhood and country.”

Beck wrote that he has been meeting with “some of the best minds in the country that believe in limited government, maximum freedom and the values of our Founders”

What do the “best minds in the country that believe in maximum freedom” look like? Do they look like a lot like a giant red dick in your mouth? Yeah. I thought so.

I’ll admit it, I heard Hugh Jackman and I was kind of like mehh, but he was awesome… and like, who knew it was possible, the show was good. Hey, life’s tough, let’s embrace the good. I even liked the musical numbers and Benjamin Button didn’t win anything important… which is awesome.

“I’d like to thank all my dogs, the ones who are here and the ones who aren’t here anymore. Sometimes when a man’s alone, that’s all you got is your dog.”

In case anyone ever asks you, that’s how you make an acceptance speech. I feel for you Mickey.

Lou Dobbs hates it, and that’s a vote of confidence for me. More importantly though, now we never have to talk about it again. It’s not perfect, but it’s something, and maybe some people won’t get
fired… which is always nice. Also, wow, can that guy hold a pen or what? What a dreamboat.