I’m Not Feeling You Wondering Why There’s a Surge In Bank Robberies NYT
Sure, being a college-educated New York liberal I should know better, but lately I’ve started to lose faith in the NYT’s policy of keeping each of their reporters in a seperate, hermetically sealed room. I’m even beginning to suspect that forcing those reporters and editors to pledge to read the other sections of the paper might not be a good idea.
You know, because, I’m not like pro bank robber or anything, but reporting that there’s a surge in bank robberies because there aren’t enough security barriers the same day you run this on the front page seems a little… I don’t know… completely retarded.
Also, I’ve always been, and always will be, a little bit pro bank robber.
“When the police arrest suspects, detectives ask them about their methods and why they pick the banks they do.
“What they tell us is they’re looking for the easy hits,” Inspector Neacy said”
How illuminating.