I’m Not Feeling You

These guys live outside the sea food restaurant that I walk by everyday on my way to school,  their tank is huge, and they’re always in that same corner, just staring at each other.  I hate it because

A) You’re going to get eaten,  possibly by me,  swim around, live a little. 

B) Especially ’cause chances are, you’re going to go one at a time, you’ll be much better off if you get used to to spending time apart, you know?

C) What the fuck do you guys talk about all day? Is it me? It is me, isn’t it? Fuck you guys.

The answer is “C”.

After waiting on line for an hour or two at Korean immigration, you’ll probably need a snack.  You’ll crave something hearty, but at the same time, your recent soul crushing experience with the Republic of South Korea’s Bureaucracy will have you longing, wistfully for the carefree days of your youth… when, worst case scenario you had to get a shot, and afterwards they’d give you a lollipop.  That’s why the Korean Ministry of Immigration is the perfect spot to set up a giant spicey meatloaf on a stick franchise.

As you can see, the meatloaf has a surprise inside. What is it?  (Hint: In  Korea the surprise is almost always a rice cake) It’s a rice cake. By the way, that’s no trick of perspective, as you can see, the meatloaf on a stick literally dwarfs the average Korean.

I check the dudes over at DUTTY ARTZ fairly often (no homo), cause they’re good, and one of them is a good friend of mine’s brother so, you know, support the fam’s fam and all that. Anyway,  this guy over there, Lamin, put together this Recession Rap Podcase. It’s pretty much exactly what you think: rap songs about the recession. It’s also incredibly tight. Go get it.  For real, it’s like listening to how you’ll think about now in the future. While you’re at it, go buy the Jahdan Blakkamoore E.P. It’s all I’m bumping walking through the mean streets of Seoul these days.

Tracklist

Jahdan Blakkamoore Intro (Buzzrock Warrior coming soon on Dutty Artz)

Attitude f/ Jackie Chain - Money (off T.I.M. (Time Is Money) Warner Bros. Records 2009)

Gangsta Pill - Back Outside (off 4180: The Prescription mixtape, Grind Time 2009)

Cam’ron - I Hate My Job (from Crime Pays, Diplomat Records 2009)

Jadakiss f/ Barrington Levy - Hard Times (from The Last Kiss, Roc-A-Fella Records 2009)

G-Side f/ Shyft - Hit Da Block (from Starshipz & Rocketz, Slowmotion Soundz 2008)

Diata Sya - Saria (from Move It Chaleh! Akwaaba Music 2009)

Joell Ortiz - Bout My Money (off Free Agent, ???, 2009)

Kano - Paper (from 140 Grime Street, Bigger Picture Music 2008)

Rhymefest - Exodus 5.1(off El Che, J Records 2009)

Amanda Diva - Rebels (from Spandex, Rhymes, & Soul, DivaWorks Inc. 2009)

Young Jeezy - Circulate (off The Recession, Def Jam Records 2008)

Lil Wayne - Real Rap (off ???,??? 2009 )

David Banner - Faith (from The Greatest Story Ever Told, Universal Records 2009)

Willie Isz - In The Red (from Georgiavania, Lex Records 2009)

You probably thought that pizza slice+pizza slice= 2 pizza slices. Wrong. Pizza slice+pizza slice= Cone-Pizza. See, they kill us at math.