I’m NOT Not Feeling You Jack Cafferty
Sure, when I say we should legalize drugs I sound like a bleeding heart lunatic, but when Jack Cafferty says it… well he just sounds like a lunatic, but like your lunatic grandpa who for some reason is on TV and has a blog.
Have you ever heard Jack Cafferty say “check out my blog”? It sounds like someone somehow secretly placed pig vomit in his mouth a month ago but he’s only just tasting it now that he’s saying “check out my blog.”
I don’t want to fuck Jack Cafferty. April Fools!
