I’m Not Feeling You

Me: Countryovercompensatingforatinypeniswithanothernucleartestsayswhat?

North Korea: What?

Me: Exactly

Nixon committed, like, almost all the felonies, and he retired and wrote 10 books. President Roh’s wife maybe took some money and he jumped off a fucking mountain because… and, yeah totally, this is a really sad story and, I don’t know a whole lot about Korean politics, but he seemed like a pretty good guy, and yeah suicide is terrible and I’m totally against it, but… Koreazy bad ass.

Judging from the table next to me, Korean guys really know what they’re doing when it comes to clams. Korean girls have it pretty good. Of course, that’s not really true, it seems like chicks in Korean have a it pretty tough… not as tough as clams have it though.

If you’ve ever wondered how Kimchi is made, I wouldn’t particularly reccomend the Kimchi museum located in the basement of Seoul’s largest mall (unless of course you love barrels filled with life-like resin vegetables, and really, who doesn’t):