I’m Not Feeling You

So five rabbis and the mayor of Hoboken are sitting in a paddy wagon trying to buy a kidney, and the first rabbi turns to the second rabbi and says…

For real, New Jersey is now officially a Jersey joke.

That’s what it looks like when the Korean Parliament votes on media deregulation. If they were debating Obama’s health care plan, dudes would be getting stuck left and right.

“Women lawmakers from the rival parties joined in the melee, grabbing each other by the neck and trying to bring opponents to the floor.” Yeah they did.

MBC Digital is some hot shit because MCEO is my favorite rapper, and also because their “About” section is mostly just a long quote from The Sun Ra movie which you should totally see (kind of), and also probably for lots of other reasons like Blestenation and Lonnie and the return of Mic Geronimo.  Download their super incredible mixtape of doom here.

So if there’s one thing six months in Korea has tought me, it’s what a Korean boyscout looks like. So when I saw the preview for this new “Up” movie… I know it’s been out for like a month but I live in the Orient… I knew there was something achingly familiar about that kid so I did a google search and out this guy works at Pixar and they based the kid on him. Look at this guy… this guy and his fucking face.  Now picture him in a boyscout’s uniform. Now stab yourself in the face with a broken bottle ’cause your eyes will never be clean again. Done? Good.  I think one golden rule is, if your face looks more like a cartoon than an actual cartoon looks like a cartoon, maybe don’t work at a cartoon studio.