I’m Not Feeling You

Cars, clothes, endorsement deals, dogs, you had it all, and now all you’ve got is this giant, vainy, red dick in your face.

I’m not gay, but if I was gay, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be into suits, and even if I was into suits, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be into suits that are also radishes. Something about this guy though. I have no idea what you’re selling, but dude, I’m buying. I’m not saying I’d fuck that radish, but we could probably spoon.