MCEO is Joe and Joe is my bro. Which is a great way for you to find out that:
A) My friends are amazing
B) This is off the MBC Digital Mixtape that I already fucking told you to download.
C) My peeps’ peeps carry nunchuks.
Various is also sick, that is all.
I was feeling really sad about missing Thanksgiving this year, but then I remembered that turkeys are just big dry chickens with my balls on their face.
I’ve never been anywhere but Disney World one time when I was eight, but I’m pretty sure this is exactly what Florida is like:
I actually kind of like Catholic Bishops, but, like, withholding Communion? You’d think that people who actually equate legalized abortion with killing babies would go out of their way not to act like fucking babies.