The one on the left is named, “Oh My God” and his friend to the right is, “I’m Gonna Fucking Barf.”
They don’t seem so bad… until you realize that they travel in swarms of thousands, devouring everything in their path. They don’t. But what if they did? Gross.
Still, it make me feel better about my intractable mouse problem. Like, at least I don’t have tiny monkeys.
My fey friends at feyfriends.com recently brought this to my attention.
Writing a blog about your cat in the first person voice of the cat is sad and weird. When that cat has no face it’s like serial killer deranged. Also, I’m pretty sure if that cat could really write a blog, every entry would just say, “kill me.” Not even because she has no face, but because she lives with people who give their cats haircuts. And blogs. Actually more ’cause she has no face.
Cat with no face must be stopped.
PUMAs (Party Unity My Ass) are Hillary Clinton supporters that are promising to sit out the election or vote for McCain. They’re kind of like cougars only they’re fucking nuts. Watch the video and note how even FOX News thinks that lady, Darragh Murphy, isn’t making any sense.
I mean wax some of it if you want. Just not the whole thing. Ok? I’m not saying it makes everyone’s stuff look like chewed bubble gum, I’m just saying there’s a reason they don’t breed hairless Shar-Peis. You know?
When clearly I should have a lion. By the way, if you’ve ever wondered what the show “Three’s Company” would have looked like if I had written it. It would have looked exactly like this video, and it would have been awesome.