PUMAs (Party Unity My Ass) are Hillary Clinton supporters that are promising to sit out the election or vote for McCain. They’re kind of like cougars only they’re fucking nuts. Watch the video and note how even FOX News thinks that lady, Darragh Murphy, isn’t making any sense.
I mean wax some of it if you want. Just not the whole thing. Ok? I’m not saying it makes everyone’s stuff look like chewed bubble gum, I’m just saying there’s a reason they don’t breed hairless Shar-Peis. You know?
When clearly I should have a lion. By the way, if you’ve ever wondered what the show “Three’s Company” would have looked like if I had written it. It would have looked exactly like this video, and it would have been awesome.
Ferrets in a glass must be stopped.
In my life thus far, I’ve come up with like two or three hard and fast rules. One of them is that sane people don’t keep Ferrets.
I’m one of those people who has a really hard time getting worked up about things like bull fighting or fur coats, but like… look at that seal… dude doesn’t even have feet.
I’m still giving all my spare change (that I can believe in) to Obama, but if you want to help the seals, go here. But don’t watch the videos, they’ll only highlight that your dog looks kind of like a seal. And then you’ll hug him and cradle his head in your lap and it will weird him out.